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Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.20 16:36:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:Muck Raker wrote: ...It is speculated that the ongoing militia wars have reduced the appeal of capsuleers as potential partners in illicit affairs, due to the unpopularity of the wars with many sectors of civil society...
Well, ****. There goes half of my fun... >.<
Oh come now, dear, that only means we'll have to make do having illicit affairs with each other. There are plenty of marginally unstable capsuleers looking for that last straw in a relationship to really drop off the edge of reality.
It's a bit like roulette. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.20 16:38:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote: The act of cosmic vandalism, was intended to carve a diagram of a male organ onto the surface of a moon, facing the planet which the capsuleer's ex-spouse lived on!
You never know, maybe the capsuleer in question mistakenly thought that particular act of vandalism would be covered under the exception clause covering Erections for the Purposes of Communication. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.20 17:27:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:Constantin Baracca wrote:Isis Dea wrote:Muck Raker wrote: ...It is speculated that the ongoing militia wars have reduced the appeal of capsuleers as potential partners in illicit affairs, due to the unpopularity of the wars with many sectors of civil society...
Well, ****. There goes half of my fun... >.< Oh come now, dear, that only means we'll have to make do having illicit affairs with each other. There are plenty of marginally unstable capsuleers looking for that last straw in a relationship to really drop off the edge of reality. It's a bit like roulette. I got this strange image of that somehow ending up with me collared, tied down, draped in scented oils, and bathing in the fine glow of candlelight as echo of choirs resound through distant halls ... wherever this must be. But you know I bite, and there is a black glow of raw feral hatred in my gaze. Even the smell of you provokes a carnal fire within my movements. Yet feral purrs or snarls are also not likely enticing to your ears... I'm sure it won't be long before I'm gagged. My, the thought is actually quite enticing... Something about that collar almost provokes blissful dreams of being put in my place, by anyone or anything subject to my master's (or mistress's) wishes. And then I remember that collar had a Vitoc injector embedded in it... There goes all the blissful moments to rot swirling within the black ichor of your ultimate control card. A real shame really... I think slavery wouldn't be so bad without it.
Well, in that case, you should really drop by my penthouse on Amarr Prime. My family has always called Vitoxin and Vitoc a terrible diversion from our purposes.
In any case, there are chemicals in your brain right now that make Vitoc feel like a cup of coffee.
Perhaps I can tie you down and explain the repeated Amarrian metaphor of the Second Coming? "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.20 18:22:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:@Constantin
Nice touch.
See you in space, Bishop. Or who knows where else. ;3
If I am fortunate enough to be so blessed, dear. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.20 19:14:00 -
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Makoto Priano wrote:Ah, the capsuleers, into death and sex in a night-time holo sort of way.
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I'll admit, I wish I looked nearly as smashing as that comedian in sequins.
In our own ways, we're all just trying to unload the largest cannons we can manage. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 00:06:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Podre Solette wrote:This gives me an idea, lets steal an Imperial Navy Apocalypse and use it to carve a giant image of a vagina into the face of Caldari Prime, then blame it on the Amarrians, whos with me? I've always wondered EXACTLY what it would take to crack the crystal boulevard. Who's with me? For science.
As if our ship design wasn't phallic enough on its own.... "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 06:40:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:And real Civire women? o.o
Prefer vodka to chardonnay. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 07:17:00 -
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Isis Dea wrote:Constantin Baracca wrote:Isis Dea wrote:And real Civire women? o.o Prefer vodka to chardonnay. Well.. then........... *hides her bottle of champagne*
I do have a bottle of 20-year aged cognac handy.
My poison of choice. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Constantin Baracca
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Posted - 2013.09.21 17:04:00 -
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Podre Solette wrote:Woe to he who presents himself before Amarrian god at the Amarrian judgement holiday having desecrated Amarrian god's creation by carving female organ into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall........? Just curious...
Shall what? Shall probably wonder how that canyon with the mountain at the very end geologically affects water distribution. "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
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